Bingo Night

If you think Bingo is a game for sleepy community centers, you have never played Extreme Holiday Bingo. This game is cutthroat, fast, and unforgiving.

The Board

Instead of numbers, your Bingo cards should be filled with classic Christmas movie tropes, predictable family behaviors, or awful holiday songs.

Sample Bingo Squares:

  • Someone spills a drink
  • Mariah Carey plays on the stereo
  • Uncle John tells the same story from 1998
  • A dog tries to eat an ornament
  • Someone complains about the cold

How to Win

A standard 5-in-a-row wins the basic round, but the true prize goes to the first person to achieve "Blackout"—filling the entire board. When a player achieves this, they must stand on a chair and scream "BINGO!" at the top of their lungs. Failure to scream loud enough nullifies the win.